Frequently asked questions
How much is shipping?
Shipping is calculated by order size and shown before you pay: shipping is a flat $7.00 per order, no matter how many notebooks or calendars you buy.
Do you charge sales tax?
No. We don't charge sales tax right now. If that ever changes, any tax is shown at checkout before you pay.
How do I pay?
Checkout is processed securely by Square. Pay with a credit or debit card, or with Apple Pay or Google Pay on supported devices. Your card details go straight to Square and never touch our website.
Where do you ship from?
We pack orders in Florida and ship within the 50 United States and Washington, DC.
How do I track my order?
When your order ships you'll get an email with the tracking number.
Is the language really on the cover?
Yes. Several covers use adult language exactly as shown in the photos. Pick the Safe-ish for Work collection if your office is the easily-offended type.
Do these make good gifts?
That's the whole point: Secret Santa, white elephant, Boss's Day, birthdays, work anniversaries, and that one coworker who gets it.
How do I contact you?
Email officesnarky@gmail.com — a real human reads every message.