Mugs, stickers, notebooks, and desk decor for the passive-aggressive professional. HR hasn't approved any of this — that's kind of the point.
Gave the mug to my manager as a "joke." He now uses it in every meeting and I don't know how to feel about that.
The desk mat says what my soul feels every Monday at 9am. Ten out of ten, would emotionally project again.
Ordered the coloring book for "stress relief." Colored in three pages and threw my stapler. Worth it.